Hello, my name is Lauren and I like lots of things. Horror, Marvel, Sherlock, Supernatural, and cats are just a few examples!
a guy walked into the board room and said
"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"
and i just stared at him and coldly said
"i am the regional reports manager"
we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life
i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,
KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE
i wonder what he’s up to these days.
Andrew with stubble does things to me
"It was a Hobbit-hole, and that means comfort."
I am sick of people thinking deodorant is optional
i’m sick of people thinking that they can judge others on a normal bodily function and that the only way they can be accepted is to wear something that is harmful/poisonous to your body. just because some men in the 1880’s decided bodily odor was no longer acceptable.
bitch you stink
this has been a dovekie appreciation post
#it’s like a penguin crossed with a fat swallow
codename: w i n t e r s o l d i e r
t h e e n e m y w i l l n e v e r s e e h i m c o m i n g
He k n o w s the things he did before; how to fight, particularly, how to speak four languages, including, thankfully, Russian, and many other things. But he has no idea how or why he knows these things. He is nearly a blank slate, but an i n c r e d i b l y d a n g e r o u s o n e.